Kara, Kyle, and Leia Srnka @ Their Home
Attention nerds! Naming your daughter after a Star Wars character will not make her an indigo child, but it will make her AWESOME. Baby Leia, for example, is one years old and she's already boogying to Bowie, gazing dreamily at pictures of The Lizard King, and prophesying the future with her very own baby tarot cards! She also dresses ultra-fashionable for special occasions such as her first birthday party. Little boys best beware-- she will break your heart and then eat your cupcake! She will also eat your burrito, even if it's doused in tabasco Hot sauce ain't shit to her, even Secret Aardvark. And you know what makes Baby Leia giggle? Ralph Steadman's schizo-psychedelic ink splattered hallucinations. This is all true. Leia's a bad ass who lives up to her name. Little Rebel Rebel, she.
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